"He just came through a nasty engagement."
"I love what you do with your weeds."
"Would you like some wine with your vest?"
"I don't know which I'll miss more -- them, or their barbecued potato chips."
"I like you Charles. You're more substance than spin."
"Hello? Risotto-crisis hot line?"
"Is it ever to late in a marriage to toss around a beach ball?"
Mom, can I switch off the war channel now?
"Fun can happen to adults, too."
"I'd invite you in, but my life's a mess."
"We'd like to hire you, but not your ego."
"I had a headache, too, but he went away."
"No, it wasn't his looks that first attracted me, it was the sound of his flip-flops."
"Look honey, a nice field of democrats!"
"I love my novel, don't you?"
"Now that our last is off to college, could you tell me who the hell you are?"
"I didn't protest this war, but I'll try to protest the next one."
"Daddy, can I stop being worried now?"
"I'm sorry, Sue, but Will can't come out. He has to stay in and finish his screenplay."
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"He just came through a nasty engagement."
"I love what you do with your weeds."
"Would you like some wine with your vest?"
"I don't know which I'll miss more -- them, or their barbecued potato chips."
"I like you Charles. You're more substance than spin."
"Hello? Risotto-crisis hot line?"
"Is it ever to late in a marriage to toss around a beach ball?"
Mom, can I switch off the war channel now?
"Fun can happen to adults, too."
"I'd invite you in, but my life's a mess."
"We'd like to hire you, but not your ego."
"I had a headache, too, but he went away."
"No, it wasn't his looks that first attracted me, it was the sound of his flip-flops."
"Look honey, a nice field of democrats!"
"I love my novel, don't you?"
"Now that our last is off to college, could you tell me who the hell you are?"
"I didn't protest this war, but I'll try to protest the next one."
"Daddy, can I stop being worried now?"
"I'm sorry, Sue, but Will can't come out. He has to stay in and finish his screenplay."
